Name: Mystery Science Theater 3000
Genre: Comedy, Science-Fiction
Released: 1988

Season 113 episodes · 1989

01 The Crawling Eye Sun 19 Nov 1989 Joel comments to Doctor Forester about getting in trouble for launching him up into the space station after Doctor Forester makes a comment about him and his sidekick having to lay low. Joel, Tom Servo, and Crow are forced to watch an old movie about a non-Earthly crawling eye.
02 The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy Tue 5 Dec 1989 On the Invention Exchange, Joel comes up with something for motorcycles. Doctor Forester and Larry come up with something to make people leave a party. As a prelude to the Robot Vs. The Aztec Mummy, the crew are forced to watch the first chapter of Radar Men From the Moon featuring Commando Cody. The Aztec Mummy has to defend ancient treasure from a crooks lusts when he builds a robot to take on the ancient mummy while the crew watches.
03 The Mad Monster Tue 12 Dec 1989 To get revenge on his peers who scorned him, a scientist injects his gardener with wolf blood, turning him into a werewolf of sorts. The scientist then unleashes the beast to kill his enemies one by one.
04 Women of the Prehistoric Planet Tue 20 Feb 1990
05 The Corpse Vanishes Tue 19 Dec 1989 Joel and the robots are forced to watch a old Bela Lugosi movie about a mad scientist who is kidnapping brides in an attempt to keep his wife young. Also features a chapter of the Commander Cody serial as a lead in to the movie.
06 The Crawling Hand Tue 26 Dec 1989 The crew of the Satellite of Love are forced to watch The Crawling Hand, a B movie about an astronaut who disappears and then a strange disembodied hand shows up and starts killing people near the ocean. The Invention Exchange for this week is Joel developing a special saw and Doctor Forester developing an extendable arm that can compensate for Mister Reed of the Fantastic 4's special power.
07 Robot Monster Tue 2 Jan 1990 The feature movie, the 1953 Robot Monster, is short enough that there's time for two shorts: chapters 4 and 5 of Radar Men from the Moon. Nothing happens in any of them.
08 The Slime People Tue 9 Jan 1990 Joel's invention allows a person to imitate a cartoon character. Chapter 6 of Commander Cody Radar Men From The Moon serial is riffed by the Satellite of Love's crew before the main event of The Slime People. After the short, Joel, Crow and Tom Servo poke fun at slimy creatures from below the Earth who attack all the surface dwellers in LA.
09 Project Moonbase Tue 16 Jan 1990 Joel shows Crow and Tom Servo how he can juggle water, and then they're forced to watch chapter 7 and 8 of Comando Cody and Radar Men From The Moon before the main movie starts. The movie takes them to the moon on the big screen. In the Invention experiment, the guys invent ties of the future.
10 Robot Holocaust Tue 23 Jan 1990 Clayton and Larry present Chapter 9 of Robot Men from the Moon. When the film breaks, they cut to the main movie, Robot Holocaust, a 1987 movie which features a band of adventurers wandering an apocalyptic wasteland and a series of basements battling the robot Dark One and his incomprehensibly accented assistant Valeria.
11 Moon Zero Two Tue 30 Jan 1990 The Mads send Moon Zero Two, a bizarre Hammer 1960s flick which combines an animated sequence, cheesy special effects, the "acting" of James Olson and his disturbingly large forehead, Bond-style music, and a plot taken from an American Western.
12 Untamed Youth Tue 6 Feb 1990
13 The Black Scorpion Tue 13 Feb 1990 Joel and the bots take on The Black Scorpion, a 1957 Mexican-American movie with special effects by Willis O'Brien. A drooling over-sized black scorpion takes on the Mexican government and nobody wins.

Season 213 episodes · 1990

01 Rocketship X-M Sat 22 Sep 1990
02 The Sidehackers Sat 29 Sep 1990
03 Jungle Goddess Sat 6 Oct 1990 After Chapter 1 of The Phantom Creeps, the gang take on the 1948 film Jungle Goddess. The film features two dim-witted bush pilots who fly into the darkest depths of Africa to rescue a missing heiress.
04 Catalina Caper Sat 13 Oct 1990 Collegians track art thieves and attend beach parties.
05 Rocket Attack USA Sat 27 Oct 1990
06 Ring of Terror Sat 3 Nov 1990
07 The Wild Rebels Sat 17 Nov 1990
08 The Lost Continent Sat 24 Nov 1990 The Mads invention exchange is a new take on the exercise treadmill, the bots go into training. Joel and the bots do a explores skit while watching the movie about the military searching for a lost rocket.
09 The Hellcats Sat 8 Dec 1990 On the satellite, our poor crew is forced to watch the really bad biker movie 'Hellcats', which for plot, has to come in second with 'Manos Hand Of Fate' being in 1st place for really bad plotlines and drawn out scenes. The biker gang spends most of their time running drugs and avoiding cops, quite a few humorous quips result from our robot friends as they try to stomach the film. By the end of everything, the satellite of love crew makes the mads cry.
10 King Dinosaur Sat 22 Dec 1990 Scientists land on a planet, find primitive monsters and attempt to nuke them in 'King Dinosaur'; Joel reads poetry to his robot friends; The mads invent a giant checkbook on the Invention Exchange, Joel and the Bots invent a tennis shoe with edible cheese and incredibly sneaky sweat socks; The Invention Exchange is followed by a Safety Film, 'X Marks The Spot'.
11 First Spaceship On Venus Sat 29 Dec 1990 This weeks invention exchange: Joel comes up with a Junk Drawer Helper, Doctor Forester and TV's Frank have a bit of trouble finding their experiment so they start the movie on Joel and the robots. The movie involves the discovery of some strange rocks found on Earth and the launch of a spaceship to Venus to discover their source.
12 Godzilla vs. Megalon Sat 19 Jan 1991
13 Godzilla vs. The Sea Monster Sat 2 Feb 1991

Season 324 episodes · 1991

01 Cave Dwellers Sat 1 Jun 1991
02 Gamera Sat 8 Jun 1991 The guys are forced to wartch the very first Gamera movie, a plan has to be made to get rid of a giant turtle that threatens Japan. Frank invents a bird cage cleaner with unexpected results.
03 Pod People Sat 15 Jun 1991 This week's Invention Exchange: Joel comes up with a way to play music at the end of a concert, Doctor Forester and TV's Frank invent a Karaoke machine loaded with public domain songs. The Experiment for the week forced on Joel and his robots is Pod People, a 'B' movie about aliens that land in the backwoods wilderness and become involved with a family.
04 Gamera vs. Barugon Sat 22 Jun 1991 A trio of crocks steal what they think is a jewel from a cave where the natives are trying to protect the world from a monster. The crew of the Satellite of Love are forced to watch this Japanese sci-fi film by Dr. Forrester and his sidekick.
05 Stranded in Space Sat 29 Jun 1991
06 Time of the Apes Sat 13 Jul 1991
07 Daddy-O Sat 20 Jul 1991
08 Gamera vs. Gaos Sat 27 Jul 1991
09 The Amazing Colossal Man Sat 3 Aug 1991
10 Fugitive Alien Sat 17 Aug 1991 The Satellite of love crew are forced by the Mads to watch a Japanese compilation sci-fi movie about a fugitive from raiders that committed a murder to save a small boy.
11 It Conquered the World Sat 24 Aug 1991
12 Gamera vs. Guiron Sat 7 Sep 1991 The Satellite of love crew's invention exchange with the mads this week involves the Mads inventing a new type of magazine centerfold, Joel and the gang invent a collapsible trash can for camping site cleanup. This week they are forced to watch Gamera battle aliens as children enter a space ship and travel to another planet.
13 Earth vs. The Spider Sat 14 Sep 1991 The crew is forced to watch "Earth Vs. The Spider", a 1958 science fiction flick. Teens and a teacher hunt a spider enlarged by an atomic bomb test. The mad scientists torture the Satellite's crew as much as possible.
14 Mighty Jack Sat 21 Sep 1991
15 Teenage Caveman Sat 9 Nov 1991
16 Gamera vs. Zigra Sat 19 Oct 1991
17 Viking Women and the Sea Serpent Sat 26 Oct 1991
18 Star Force: Fugitive Alien II Sat 16 Nov 1991
19 War of the Colossal Beast Sat 30 Nov 1991 The crew of the Satellite of Love are forced to watch the cult Classic sequel to the Amazing Colossal man. After delivery vehicles go missing in Mexico, the search reveals the cause to be the Air force Colonel Glen, thought to be dead all this time. The misfits on the sattelite poke fun at and riff the film. The Mads meanwhile create mayhem of their own.
20 The Unearthly Sat 14 Dec 1991 On this weeks invention exchange Doctor Forester makes a hard pill to swallow distressing TV's Frank out. Joel invents a giant dispenser, a unique mason jar and something that is Dyno-Mite! After the Exchange, the Satellite of Love crew is forced to watch a short on proper posture; Joel, Crow and Tom Servo are forced to watch a movie about a mad Doctor, whom the Bot's keep mistaking for the Kung Fu expert David Carradine, hatch his sinister plots as a way to extend life.
21 Santa Claus Conquers the Martians Sat 21 Dec 1991
22 Master Ninja Sat 11 Jan 1992 The Satellite of Love crew are forced to watch the first 2 episodes of the old "The Master" Tv series with Lee Van Cleef compiled into movie form.
23 The Castle of Fu Manchu Sat 18 Jan 1992
24 Master Ninja II Sat 25 Jan 1992

Season 424 episodes · 1992

01 Space Travelers Sat 6 Jun 1992
02 The Giant Gila Monster Sat 13 Jun 1992
03 City Limits Sat 20 Jun 1992
04 Teenagers From Outer Space Sat 27 Jun 1992 Alien teens with ray guns land on Earth to breed their lobster-like space cattle.
05 Being from Another Planet Fri 3 Jul 1992 Joel and the Bots watch a re-edited version of Time Walker (1982) called "Being From Another Planet" in which a mummy awakened by a university team goes on a killing spree. The Mads are awfully proud of their "Tragic Moments" figurines while Joel and the Bots play haunted house on the SOL.
06 Attack of the Giant Leeches Sat 18 Jul 1992 A bartender sends his wife and her lover into a swamp where big, smart leeches lurk in this Roger Corman film
07 The Killer Shrews Sat 25 Jul 1992 Before the start of this weeks movie, the crew have to watch a short called 'Junior Rodeo Daredevils. 'The Satellite of Love crew are forced to watch a bad movie in this weeks experiment by the Forrester and Tv's Frank about Killer Shrews, a experiment on a island gone awry. They painfully suffer through dogs in costumes and bad acting mixed with decent acting. The movie features 'James Best' of Dukes of Hazard fame.
08 Hercules Unchained Sat 1 Aug 1992 The Greek muscleman fights leopards, a giant and the grip of a queen's magic potion.
09 The Indestructible Man Sat 15 Aug 1992 An executed killer called the Butcher is zapped back to life in Los Angeles. While waiting for the man to become indestructible, we are given the pleasure of watching the Satellite of Love's crew Riff the second installment from Ray "Crash" Corrigan's 12 part chapter serial Undersea Kingdom.
10 Hercules Against the Moon Men Sat 22 Aug 1992 The heroic muscleman takes on rock men and the bad queen of Samar. Meanwhile the Satellite of Love crew has to do a Freakout Invention Exchange with the Mads. Joel and the bots do a magic trick. Crow and Servo body build and try to come up with tough guy names.
11 The Magic Sword Sat 29 Aug 1992 Knight St. George rescues a princess from a sorcerer and his two-headed dragon.
12 Hercules and the Captive Women Sat 12 Sep 1992 Greek hero saves his son from the sexist queen of Atlantis.
13 Manhunt in Space Sat 19 Sep 1992 Hero Jones and crew join a 21st-century manhunt. From the Rocky Jones, Space Ranger TV series.
14 Tormented Sat 26 Sep 1992 After a jazz pianist lets his lover drop from a lighthouse deck, he starts seeing her body parts and hearing her voice everywhere. The robots and Joel riff the movie while dealing with Dr. Forrester's antics.
15 The Beatniks Thu 26 Nov 1992 A gang member's dream of stardom is ruined when his buddy commits murder.
16 Fire Maidens of Outer Space Thu 26 Nov 1992 Astronaut crew lands on Jupiter's 13th moon and finds a monster and women from Atlantis.
17 Crash of The Moons Sat 28 Nov 1992 Our hero fights evil in outer space. From the Rocky Jones, Space Ranger TV series, a short from General Hospital is riffed by the Satellite of Love crew before the feature movie. Crow, Gypsy and Tom Servo do a rendition of the old song 'Gypsy Moon'.
18 Attack of the Eye Creatures Sat 5 Dec 1992 A couple must destroy blood-curdling aliens that threaten the world.
19 The Rebel Set Sat 12 Dec 1992 A coffeehouse owner and three arty types scheme to rob an armored car.
20 The Human Duplicators Sat 26 Dec 1992 Government agents thwart an alien's plot to take over Earth with android doubles.
21 Monster a Go-Go Sat 9 Jan 1993 An astronaut mutates.
22 The Day the Earth Froze Sat 16 Jan 1993 A witch spitefully steals the sun.
23 Bride of the Monster Sat 23 Jan 1993 The Satellite of Love gang riffs this Ed Wood produced movie where mad Doctor Vornoff is attempting to create a mate for his monster, in the process he kidnaps people for his nefarious plot.
24 Manos: The Hands of Fate Sat 30 Jan 1993 A family driving through Texas asks a cult master for directions.

Season 524 episodes · 1993

01 Warrior of the Lost World Sat 24 Jul 1993 Greek muscleman begins 12 labors, saves the princess.
02 Hercules Sat 17 Jul 1993 An anonymous warrior on a supersonic cycle saves a girl and her father from a tyrant
03 Swamp Diamonds Sat 31 Jul 1993 The movie that the crew is going to be forced to watch is preceded by a old educational short film about dating, then escapees and policewoman need geologist in bayou.
04 Secret Agent Super Dragon Sat 7 Aug 1993 A drug czar sells students spiked sweets.
05 The Magic Voyage of Sinbad Sat 14 Aug 1993 Soviet Sinbad seeks bird of happiness for the poor.
06 Eegah Sat 28 Aug 1993 A prehistoric man (Richard Kiel) abducts a teenage singer's girlfriend. The Satellite of Love Crew do their experiments and are tortured by Dr. Forrester.
07 I Accuse My Parents Sat 4 Sep 1993 Judge cites parental neglect in case of teen up for murder.
08 Operation Double 007 Sat 11 Sep 1993 Operation Double 007 spoofs James Bond flicks.
09 The Girl In Lovers' Lane Sat 18 Sep 1993 A drifter is blamed for a sweet young thing's murder, but the village idiot confesses.
10 The Painted Hills Sun 26 Sep 1993 Lassie avenges its gold-miner master.
11 The Gunslinger Sat 9 Oct 1993 A Texas marshal's widow faces a saloonkeeper and her hired gun.
12 Mitchell Sat 23 Oct 1993 A detective hunts drug dealers and falls for a call girl.
13 The Brain That Wouldn't Die Sat 30 Oct 1993 Mike, Crow and Tom Servo are forced to watch a movie about a surgeon who wants to put his fiancee's head on a model's body. On the invention exchange, the Satellite of Loves crew invents a special type of umbrella.
14 Teen-Age Strangler Sun 7 Nov 1993 There's a high-school killer on the loose.
15 The Wild World of Batwoman Sat 13 Nov 1993 Bat Woman confronts evil Doctor Neon.
16 Alien From L.A. Sat 20 Nov 1993 Mousy girl finds Atlantis and becomes beautiful.
17 The Beginning of the End Thu 25 Nov 1993 Crops thrive on irradiated soil; so do grasshoppers.
18 The Atomic Brain Sat 4 Dec 1993 A mad doctor makes two zombies and a cat woman.
19 Outlaw Sat 11 Dec 1993 A 20th-century professor and his sidekicks fight a high priest on a desert planet.
20 Radar Secret Service Wed 8 Dec 1993 Federal agent and pal track uranium-ore hijackers with radar.
21 Santa Claus Fri 24 Dec 1993 Santa and Merlin save kids from the devil.
22 Teen-Age Crime Wave Sat 15 Jan 1994 Teens eat boy genius's food, grow big and bad.
23 Village of the Giants Sat 22 Jan 1994
24 12 to the Moon Sat 5 Feb 1994 An astronaut takes international scientists to the moon, where they have a chilly reception.

Season 624 episodes · 1994

01 Girls Town Sat 16 Jul 1994 A promiscuous teen is framed for murder and then sent to a Catholic reform school in Girls Town (1959). Mike explains the honor system to the Bots and Tom "scats" until Mike and Crow can't take it anymore.
02 Invasion USA Sat 23 Jul 1994
03 The Dead Talk Back Sat 30 Jul 1994
04 Zombie Nightmare Thu 24 Nov 1994
05 Colossus and the Headhunters Sat 20 Aug 1994
06 The Creeping Terror Sat 17 Sep 1994 A slow hairy monster from outer space absorbs people in Lake Tahoe, Nevada
07 Bloodlust Sat 3 Sep 1994 A demented doctor hunts teenagers with a bow and arrow.
08 Code Name: Diamond Head Sat 1 Oct 1994
09 The Skydivers Sat 27 Aug 1994 The villains of Deep 13 force Mike and the 'bots to watch Why Study Industrial Arts? (1956) and The Skydivers (1963) after challenging them to a swing choir contest.
10 The Violent Years Sat 8 Oct 1994
11 Last of the Wild Horses Wed 5 Oct 1994 A cowboy winds up in the middle of a turf war between a rancher and his neighbors in Last of the Wild Horses (1948). An invention from the Mads goes awry and creates mirror versions of everyone on the SOL. The crew must battle the mirror versions of themselves while trying to withstand the movie.
12 The Starfighters Sat 29 Oct 1994 An Air Force major trains a pilot how to fly F-104 Starfighter.
13 The Sinister Urge Sat 5 Nov 1994
14 San Francisco International Sat 19 Nov 1994
15 Kitten with a Whip Wed 23 Nov 1994
16 Racket Girls Sat 26 Nov 1994
17 The Sword and the Dragon Sat 3 Dec 1994
18 High School Big Shot Sat 10 Dec 1994 The crew are forced to watch a old movie about a high school guy who is used by a temptress, then gets frustrated and hatches a plan to steal a million dollars while dealing with his drunken father. Dr. Forester has dinosaur problems.
19 Red Zone Cuba Sat 17 Dec 1994 Mike and the 'bots take on Coleman Francis' mise-en-scène epic, Night Train to Mundo Fine (1966). (aka Red Zone Cuba). A true tour-de-force of ineptitude, combining two vagrant day-labourers, an escaped convict (Francis), Cuba, uranium, and frogs legs. Also getting riffed is Speech: Platform Posture and Appearance (1949).
20 Danger!! Death Ray Sat 7 Jan 1995
21 The Beast of Yucca Flats Sat 21 Jan 1995
22 Angels' Revenge Sat 11 Mar 1995
23 The Amazing Transparent Man Sat 18 Mar 1995 Tom Servo shows off the crown jewel of his insect collection; The Mads try running a bed and breakfast; The crew of the Sattelite of Love are forced to watch a short by Union Pacific, 'The Days Of Our Years' before the main torturous event. Then they are forced to watch a B movie about a scientist doctor who breaks a criminal out of prison to use him for his invisibility experiments.
24 Samson vs. The Vampire Women Sat 25 Mar 1995 Our friends on the Satellite of Love are forced to watch 'Samson Vs. The Vampire Women'. The Silver masked Mexican wrestler goes up against a coven of Vampires and refuses to submit. The gang are tormented by and torment us with bad puns, gags and more.

Season 76 episodes · 1996

01 Night of the Blood Beast Sat 3 Feb 1996 This weeks movie presentation that Mike is forced to watch starts out with the crew riffing a short called 'Once Upon A Honeymoon', they then advance to a movie by King Of The B's, Roger Corman that involves a crashed rocketship and something that has returned with it. With the help of a lot of people that seem to be named Steve, the cast of the movie seems to figure out whats happening and save the day. We are given Doctor Foresters full name when his mother visits him.
02 The Brute Man Sat 10 Feb 1996 The Satellite of Love crew riffs a 1946 movie starring Rondo Hattan, a man who needed no makeup to scare. A blind piano teacher befriends a acid-scarred killer. Before the feature film this week, the crew riff's a short agricultural film about raising chickens for public use.
03 Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell Sat 17 Feb 1996
04 The Incredible Melting Man Sat 24 Feb 1996
05 Escape 2000 Sat 2 Mar 1996
06 Laserblast Sat 18 May 1996

Season 822 episodes · 1997

01 Revenge of the Creature Sat 1 Feb 1997 Mike Nelson, Crow, and Tom Servo riff the classic horror movie 'Revenge of the Creature' in their hilarious style. They meet Doctor Forester's mother, Pearl, who has become the Lawgiver of Professor Bobo and the crew of the Satellite of Love are forced to keep watching movies just as they thought they had escaped from their fate.
02 The Leech Woman Sat 8 Feb 1997 Deep in the heart of the jungle lives a tribe that holds the secret to youth. A doctor, his wife and her lawyer set out on an expedition to discover this incredible secret after an old tribal woman visits his office. Meanwhile, Crow sets his nanobots to work repairing the satellite and Professor Bobo and his friends start to question if Pearl is really the Lawgiver.
03 The Mole People Sat 15 Feb 1997 Mike Nelson and his robot buddies on the Satellite of Love are forced to watch a 1950's movie 'The Mole People'. The Mole People are discovered to live deep underground in a mountainous region of Asia when a professor leads an expedition in an attempt to discover an ancient civilization high on a mountain top. Professor Bobo and his fellow apes celebrate Lawgiver Day.
04 The Deadly Mantis Sat 22 Feb 1997
05 The Thing That Couldn't Die Sat 1 Mar 1997
06 The Undead Sat 8 Mar 1997
07 Terror from the Year 5000 Sat 15 Mar 1997 This week Mike Nelson, Crow and Tom Servo are forced to watch a movie where a professor has built a machine that is able to bring objects back from a future time. Tom Servo decides that it is very important to comfort rate everything on the Satellite. The Observers decide they have had enough of the Lawgiver and they force Pearl to fight Professor Bobo to the death.
08 The She Creature Sat 5 Apr 1997 The Observers decide that dissecting Professor Bobo's brain might bring them some knowledge. Crow, Tom Servo and Mike Nelson are forced to watch 'The She Creature' a movie about a mad doctor who hypnotizes his patient into regressing back to primitive times. Meanwhile, Pearl and Professor Bobo escape from their captivity and take the Observer they call Brain Guy with them. Crow invents a Dr. Carlos Lombardi action figure and tries it out on Mike.
09 I Was a Teenage Werewolf Sat 19 Apr 1997 Michael Landon is the star of the movie that is riffed by our favorite Satellite of Love crew this week. A teenager who starts turning into a werewolf because of an experiment. Meanwhile, Pearl shows Brain Guy and Professor Bobo how to camp.
10 The Giant Spider Invasion Sat 31 May 1997
11 Parts: The Clonus Horror Sat 7 Jun 1997
12 The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!? Sat 14 Jun 1997 Pearl takes a couple runaway children home while Professor Bobo forgets how to send Mike and the Bot's the terrible movie for the week, however, with help, they end up being forced to watch a movie about people being hypnotized into zombies at an amusement park. Mike and the gang meet a female nanobot, Crow and Tom Servo build a roller coaster.
13 Jack Frost Sat 12 Jul 1997
14 Riding with Death Sat 19 Jul 1997
15 Agent for H.A.R.M. Sat 2 Aug 1997
16 Prince of Space Sat 16 Aug 1997
17 The Horror of Party Beach Sat 6 Sep 1997 Crow becomes transcendent, Pearl and Brain Guy pose as Roman gods and force the guys on the Satellite of Love to watch a bad movie that is a cross between Beach Blanket Bingo and Creature from the Black Lagoon but with much more badly made creatures.
18 Devil Doll Sat 4 Oct 1997
19 Invasion of the Neptune Men Sat 11 Oct 1997 The Satellite of Love crew is forced to watch a Japanese film about a Alien superhero who saves the Earth from space invaders with the help of some children.
20 Space Mutiny Fri 7 Nov 1997
21 Time Chasers Sat 22 Nov 1997
22 Overdrawn at the Memory Bank Sat 6 Dec 1997

Season 913 episodes · 1998

01 The Projected Man Sat 14 Mar 1998
02 The Phantom Planet Sat 21 Mar 1998
03 The Pumaman Sat 4 Apr 1998
04 Werewolf Sat 18 Apr 1998
05 The Deadly Bees Sat 9 May 1998
06 The Space Children Sat 13 Jun 1998
07 Hobgoblins Sat 27 Jun 1998
08 The Touch of Satan Sat 11 Jul 1998
09 Gorgo Sat 18 Jul 1998
10 The Final Sacrifice Sat 25 Jul 1998
11 Devil Fish Sat 15 Aug 1998
12 The Screaming Skull Sat 29 Aug 1998
13 Quest of the Delta Knights Sat 26 Sep 1998

Season 1013 episodes · 1999

01 Soultaker Sun 11 Apr 1999
02 The Girl in Gold Boots Sun 18 Apr 1999 Mike and his misfit robots are forced by Pearl to watch a bad movie about bikers, nightclub dancers and crooks dealing in narcotics. They keep looking at the start of the movie for the story but have trouble finding it.
03 Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders Sun 12 Sep 1999 In the 1996 movie, Ernest Borgnine plays a grandfather telling his grandson two tales of Merlin's shop of mystical wonders. Merlin has come from the past to open a shop in the present and teach people about the wonders of magic. When he loses his artifacts, two tales of so-called horror ensue, one of which is a reedit of the movie The Devil's Gift, which may have been a ripoff of Stephen King's short story "The Monkey".
04 Future War Sun 25 Apr 1999
05 Blood Waters of Dr. Z Sun 2 May 1999
06 Boggy Creek II Sun 9 May 1999 The guys are forced to watch Boggy Creek II: And The Legend Continues by Pear and her cohorts. Meanwhile, Crow and Servo act out in weird ways during their breaks from Riffing the movie. As the swamp mayhem continues the guys seem to be close to the end.
07 Track of the Moon Beast Sun 13 Jun 1999 The Satellite Of Love crew riffs a bad movie where a young couple out in the desert runs into a moon meteorite of an unknown element and the man starts turning into a beast during the phases of the moon. Mike's robots stalk him while he sleeps,
08 Final Justice Sun 20 Jun 1999
09 Hamlet Sun 27 Jun 1999
10 It Lives by Night Sun 18 Jul 1999
11 Horrors of Spider Island Sun 25 Jul 1999 The Satellite of Love crew are forced by Pear and Brain guy to watch a movie about a plane that crashes on a Island that has a horrific spider infestation.
12 Squirm Sun 1 Aug 1999
13 Danger: Diabolik Sun 8 Aug 1999

Season 1114 episodes · 2017

01 Reptilicus Fri 14 Apr 2017 In Reptilicus. Copenhagen is terrorized by a prehistoric beast that has regenerated itself from a recently discovered tail segment. In the host segments, Gizmonic's crack space pilot Jonah Heston is lured to Moon Base 13 where he is the subject in a series of experiments created by Kinga Forrester to break his spirit by showing him cheesy movies. Only by riffing on the bad movies with the help of his new robot friends Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot can Jonah keep his sanity.
02 Cry Wilderness Fri 14 Apr 2017 Jonah and the bots take on Cry Wilderness, a creepy story of a boy and his Bigfoot. Meanwhile, Kinga gets a visit from her grandmother and her friends.
03 The Time Travelers Fri 14 Apr 2017 Joel and the bots take their shots at The Time Travelers, a 1960s movie about three hapless scientists and their even more hapless assistant, who go through a time portal and find themselves a hundred years in the future with the last of the human race.
04 Avalanche Fri 14 Apr 2017 A ski resort developer played by Rock Hudson tampers in God's domain and the result is a killer avalanche. Meanwhile, Tom and Servo rehearse Mad Bots, and Gypsy gives a one-robot performance, while Kinga sorta/kinda meets with her long-distance soulmate.
05 The Beast of Hollow Mountain Fri 14 Apr 2017 Jonah and the bots take on The Beast of Hollow Mountain, a long slow cowboy-dinosaur movie that seems more interested in cowboy rope opera than the title monster. The latter doesn't show up until an hour into the movie.
06 Starcrash Fri 14 Apr 2017 The Mads present the 1978 Italian Star Wars knockoff Starcrash, with Caroline Monroe, Marjoe Gortner, Christopher Plummer, and David Hasselhoff embarrassing themselves for life.
07 The Land That Time Forgot Fri 14 Apr 2017 "Hi, I'm Doug McClure. You've probably seen me in a stink bomb like The Land That Time Forgot, featuring frozen pterodactyls, rubber dinosaurs, dingy cavemen, and countless scenes of periscopes going up and down."
08 The Loves of Hercules Fri 14 Apr 2017 Jonah and the bots are forced to endure The Loves of Hercules, which features real-life husband-and-wife Jayne Mansfield and Mickey Hargitay as six of the biggest boobs in ancient Greece.
09 Yongary: Monster from the Deep Fri 14 Apr 2017 The Mads try to raise a furor over Hitler-brand coffee. They fail. Then it's on with the movie, Yongary, a Korean ripoff of Godzilla that turns surprisingly dark in the last few minutes.
10 Wizards of the Lost Kingdom Fri 14 Apr 2017 In the first of two movies, a wizard boy dressed in mauve goes on a series of pointless quests with a doughy swordman and a white shag-rug companion.
11 Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II Fri 14 Apr 2017 It's Jonah and the bots vs. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II, a "sequel" to the previous movie that has nothing to do with it. Meanwhile, Kinga gets an idea to seize control of the TV industry and start a family.
12 Carnival Magic Fri 14 Apr 2017 After Kinga tells Jonah that he's going to marry her for ratings--or lose his oxygen supply--she springs the experiment on him: Carnival Magic, a movie about a depressed carnival chimp that (barely) talks and his hypnotic magician owner.
13 The Christmas That Almost Wasn't Fri 14 Apr 2017 Prepare to overdose on whimsy as a depressed Santa and a suspiciously high-spirited lawyer join forces to thwart the evil Prune who has bought the North Pole and plans to make sure that it's The Christmas That Almost Wasn't.
14 At the Earth's Core Fri 14 Apr 2017 Jonah prepares for his wedding day with Kinga, but first she shows him and the bots At the Earth's Core, complete with a side of big, beefy Doug McClure.

Season 126 episodes · 2018

01 Experiment 1201: Mac and Me Thu 22 Nov 2018 Kinga decides to save time and money breaking Jonah's spirit by running a "gauntlet" of bad movies: six movies in a row. She starts with Mac and Me, a very bad ripoff of E.T.
02 Experiment 1202: Atlantic Rim Thu 22 Nov 2018 Jonah and the bots are forced to watch Graham Greene humiliate himself with a cast of dozens in a rip-off of Pacific Rim.
03 Experiment 1203: Lords of the Deep Thu 22 Nov 2018 Kinga forces Jonah and the bots to watch Lords of the Deep: a 80s' Roger Corman cash-in on underwater horror and s.f. movies of the era. There are no Lords, and it's not very deep.
04 Experiment 1204: The Day Time Ended Thu 22 Nov 2018 Jonah and the bots enter the first third of the second half of the Gauntlet and must withstand The Day Time Ended, a weird little movie fearing Jim Davis in his last appearance before his death as a character dealing with a parade of s.f. phenomena.
05 Experiment 1205: Killer Fish Thu 22 Nov 2018 It's the 70s, which means that it's time for a heist movie with Lee Majors, fresh off his triumph on The Six Million Dollar Man, as a jewel thief trying to recover a stolen fortune from a lake filled with piranhas with a taste for ham.
06 Experiment 1206: Ator Thu 22 Nov 2018 After Jonah and the bots are forced to endure Ator: The Fighting Eagle, they make one last attempt to escape to Earth.

Season 1313 episodes · 2022

01 Santo in The Treasure of Dracula Sat 5 Mar 2022 SEASON 13 BEGINS, as Jonah and his crew endure their newest experiment: "Santo in the Treasure of Dracula" (1969). Outside the theater, Kinga and Max unveil their newest diabolical plan for world domination... the Kingadome!
02 Robot Wars Sat 2 Apr 2022 Jonah and his crew find themselves caught in the middle of "Robot Wars," a 1993 sci-fi featuring Barbara Crampton and endless stop-motion robot battles.
03 Beyond Atlantis Sat 30 Apr 2022 In the theater, the crew watches as a team of jewel thieves discover a mysterious island and the bug-eyed civilization living there, in "Beyond Atlantis" (1973). Meanwhile, a new test subject is trapped in the Simulator of Love with an animatronic Tom and Crow.
04 Munchie Sat 28 May 2022 A bullied boy meets a magical creature who wants to help but only manages to make things worse. Dom DeLouise lends his voice to the nightmare namesake at the center of this "family comedy". After the episode, join up for a live, post-Munchie support group with Jonah Ray, Hampton Yount, Rebecca Hanson, and Deanna Rooney.
05 Doctor Mordrid Sat 11 Jun 2022 In the theater, the crew watches as as the magical DOCTOR MORDRID (1992) defends the Earth from the forces of evil. Meanwhile, on the moon, Dr. Kabahl has a new idea to increase the show's viewership.
06 Demon Squad Sat 25 Jun 2022 Joel Robinson makes his long-anticipated return to host MST3K with this movie about a paranormal investigator scrambling to keep an artefact of unthinkable power from falling into the wrong hands. Prepare yourself for ... Demon Squad.After the movie, join us LIVE for a post-show discussion with Joel Hodgeson, J Elvis Weinstein, and special guests Demon Squad director, Thomas Smith and screenwriter/star Erin Lilly Smith.
07 Gamera vs. Jiger Sat 23 Jul 2022 In the theater, Jonah's crew watches as the excavation of an ancient statue awakens the centuries-old Jiger and only Gamera can save the day in GAMERA VS JIGER (1970). Meanwhile, on the moon, Pearl tries to convince Kinga to take a little vacation.Plus, stick around after the show for a LIVE DISCUSSION featuring a few of the writers on this episode, as well as host and writers' room lead Jonah Ray.
08 The Batwoman Sat 20 Aug 2022 A wealthy socialite/professional wrestler dons a vaguely batlike (and definitely unlicensed) costume to confront a mad scientist building an army of killer fish men. Then stick around after the show for a live discussion featuring the newest crew to grace the SOL on MST3K.
09 The Million Eyes of Sumuru Sat 3 Sep 2022 In this week's premiere, a beautiful supervillain leads her all-lady army to world domination with liberal doses of intrigue and murder.Plus, stick around after the show for a LIVE DISCUSSION featuring writers and cast from the episode.
10 HG Wells' The Shape of Things to Come Sat 1 Oct 2022 In this week's episode, post-apocalyptic space colonists fight a villain bent on destroying their home, featuring the imposing Jack Palance! Join Emily and the bots as they suffer through episode 1310: THE SHAPE OF THINGS TO COME.
11 The Mask 3D Sat 29 Oct 2022 Join us for the LIVESTREAM PREMIERE of MST3K's first ever Halloween special AND first-ever 3D riff! Grab your Kingavision 3D glasses and prepare yourself to face... THE MASK, in 3D! Then, stick around for a live post-show Halloween hangout with our cast, and we'll reveal the winners of the first-ever MST3K HALLOWEEN COSPLAY CONTEST!
12 The Bubble Sat 12 Nov 2022 JOEL ROBINSON RETURNS! Again! This time, Joel and the bots watch as an innocent couple wanders into an eerie town trapped under a clear dome, whose residents seem drugged or otherwise incapacitated. You'll wish you were incapacitated too!Then, hang out after the premiere for a live post-show discussion with our cast, as we debate the worst movie ever to appear on MST3K. (You'll understand why.)
13 The Christmas Dragon Sat 17 Dec 2022 This momentous holiday extravaganza features our first-ever triple riff spectacular, in which hosts Joel, Jonah, and Emily all share riffing duties!Join our heroes for a vaguely medieval tale about a pack of precocious orphans hoping to save a dying Father Christmas in The Christmas Dragon!After the premiere, stick around for a post-show discussion with the entire cast of season 13 (almost!), led by producer Matt McGinnis.

Season 144 episodes · 2026

01 Sting of Death Sat 10 Oct 2026 MST3K is back as Mike and the bots find themselves once again trapped on the Satellite of Love and the subject of Pearl Forrester's evil experiments.
02 Deathsport Sat 24 Oct 2026
03 Mystery Title Airs Sat 31 Oct 2026
04 Space Raiders Airs Sat 21 Nov 2026

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